Last updated: Sun, Apr 30, 2006 Music Joke Of The Week Why is the French horn a divine instrument? Because a man blows in it, but only God knows what comes out of it. NEW! Connecticut Chapter Website NEW! ASBDA Job Fair, Updated Member Directory, Downloadable New Member Application Forms, Minutes and Financial Reports all in the "Members Only" area NEW! Sign up for electronic delivery of newsletter! When choosing this option, you will no longer recei ...